spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

(via candlesandpretense)

People call you a she because you ARE a she and I’m sorry but that’s just how it is. — My mother when I was in tears trying to explain why getting mispronouned bothers me.

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via jennifer-fitzsimmons)

candlesandpretense:

ask-emily-autumn-and-mun:

ask-dave-war-and-age:

sl33pysqu1d:

jake-da-dawg:

askprincessbonniebubblegum1:

punkyangeloftheunderworld:

chantellerphone:

kinzoku-fox:

envy-kitty:

creepy-otaku-stuck-at-home:

azuregalaxy:

italyahp23:

yarasantherescuer:

asksadethehtfhedgehog:

pinkamena-dian-piy:

ask-darkwing-and-cobraheart:

ask-james-and-sam:

God damnit

WHY GOD WHY

Sorry not tacking eny chances

Get the salt!!!

Not that i believe in this, but…just in case…

I’m scared!!!!

D’:



That is the ugliest fucking baby doll ever.  

Nope

Why does this keep happening to me??

I’m mortified. A doll with red stains all over a pretty dress and little knife will kill me. *Sarcastic fake screaming* 

NOPE

  ((Guys I hate dolls so much I have to just in case i don’t usually do this BUT IT’S A DOLL))

Oh lORDJEsUS NO

N ot again

bring it bitch 

fucking PARANOIA SORRY

candlesandpretense:

ask-emily-autumn-and-mun:

ask-dave-war-and-age:

sl33pysqu1d:

jake-da-dawg:

askprincessbonniebubblegum1:

punkyangeloftheunderworld:

chantellerphone:

kinzoku-fox:

envy-kitty:

creepy-otaku-stuck-at-home:

azuregalaxy:

italyahp23:

yarasantherescuer:

asksadethehtfhedgehog:

pinkamena-dian-piy:

ask-darkwing-and-cobraheart:

ask-james-and-sam:

God damnit

WHY GOD WHY

Sorry not tacking eny chances

Get the salt!!!

Not that i believe in this, but…just in case…

I’m scared!!!!

D’:

That is the ugliest fucking baby doll ever.  

Nope

Why does this keep happening to me??

I’m mortified. A doll with red stains all over a pretty dress and little knife will kill me. *Sarcastic fake screaming* 

NOPE

  ((Guys I hate dolls so much I have to just in case i don’t usually do this BUT IT’S A DOLL))

Oh lORDJEsUS NO

N ot again

bring it bitch 

fucking PARANOIA SORRY

(via candlesandpretense)

mostlycatsmostly:

Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.
Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.

mostlycatsmostly:

Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.

Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.

(via thesylverlining)

frickhead:

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

UPDATE (10/19/14 10:37 PM) I typed this very quickly and realized that I had misread the poster, he DOES RESPOND TO HIS NAME. I apologize for my mistake, but please continue to reblog this because the situation is just as scary!!!

frickhead:

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

UPDATE (10/19/14 10:37 PM) I typed this very quickly and realized that I had misread the poster, he DOES RESPOND TO HIS NAME. I apologize for my mistake, but please continue to reblog this because the situation is just as scary!!!

(via britishmen-and-a-tardis)

timinator232:

Oh hey this my Halloween costume

timinator232:

Oh hey this my Halloween costume

I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone who shows me their soul. This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much. — Emery Allen (via wordsnquotes)

Again and Again

(via darlingsofseptember)

thesylverlining:

glottalplosive:

Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.

omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious

thesylverlining:

glottalplosive:

Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.

omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious